(via glittertray)
Work? I wouldn’t go to work if they paid me.
—Darci
I’ve never lived beyond my means. I’ve lived beyond other people’s.
—Darci
When people ask why I wake up so late, I tell them it’s to give the world a head start.
—Darci
(Source: artschoolglasses, via mini-dandy)
It’s not the winning that counts; other people must lose.
—Darci
Anonymous asked: Do you practice safe sex?
One should always practice safe sex. Remember, there’s safety in numbers.
Variety is the spice of vice.
—Darci
There are two kinds of people in the world and I don’t like either of them.
—Darci
There’s only one way to lose a man’s attention faster than giving him what he wants and that’s not giving it to him.
—Darci
Before drinking champagne, the stomach should always be lined with at least one glass of champagne.
—Darci
